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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

ffone sexxx

    i aint talkin bout phone sex now...ok, so, listen up faggots!

when did we become so busy that we forgot the very basic, simple skill of picking up a phone and calling someone, or, answering when they call?
is text really a legitimate form of communication when it's actually easier to pick up a phone and just call someone and tell them something? why are we so baffled when things get mixed up and confused that things didn't go right when the person tried calling you, but ya didn't pick up cause you were screening the goddamned call?!
please people...grow up (or even better-remember that you are forty plus years old), and the phone is primarily for SPEAKING to someone!

that's all...


fd said...

I've been saying this for a while now!

Big Al said...

Sometimes it's NOT easier to pick up the phone. Sometimes I may only need a yes or no answer from you. If I'm going to call you and ask if you want me to pick you up on the way to the gym, I may not have time to answer your questions, like does my ass look flabby? Did you see her at the bar? Biggest cock EVAR. OMG I forgot to pack my lube. Oh poo. Should I get my other nipple pierced? Do you like my hair short or short/short?

See, with texting, I get my yes or no, and since I may be at work, and I don't have time to hear your drama.