so, it happened, as it always will,
without zero warning,
and came upon me so fast that
it blindsided me and basically knocked me down
onto my hairy ass.
i, as usual,
was horny as fuck...but,
since i live upstate in the fuckin sticks,
and the only thing "hot" around here
is the weather in july,
i just don't get laid, ever.
so, i have made it a habit
completely out of necessity,
of fidnding some good sites with hot dudes on who,
are also isolated,
and meet them up and cam n stroke on Skype.
so far, i've collected nearly 2,000 buddies,
most of whom,
i'll never meet.
but theres a handful of dudes who, like clockwork,
are always on.
reliable, hot, hairy, muscled big dicked men,
most of whom are even hotter because,
they are married,
and sneak online to jerk a load out
when their wives are out grocery shopping.
nothing bones me more than a dude pushing a stroller,
but knowing he's at his own home while the cunt is out buying his dinner
takes that to another level.
so, last week,
while i was stroking my cock, pre-Skype,
i was on this twisted cam/meeting site i happened across
and i was chatting, naked of course,
on cam, with a hot blond beer bellied construction worker from Baltimore
who, after about 10 minutes on the tiny cams,
asked me if i was on Skype,
and so i sent him my name, and we made plans to meet right then.
i ran to turn Skype on, and when it opened up,
i already had a friend request from the hot fucker.
i accepted, and 1/2 a second later,
he im'd me, and within seconds
we were face to face, cock out stroking.
he started to tell me he may have to run out quick because
his wife had apparently
caught him in compromising situations
hairy balls out, on cam, with other men,
and for some reason, she didn't like it.
thinking that was just bullshit, cause, hello,
my screen name is that of a married dude wit 3 kids also,
and so i payed it no mind and just thought how hot it was that
this big hot hairy muscled stud who,
was probably just a fag in san francisco or something,
really was cool, cause,
he had his character tight, well thought out, and acted.
so there we were, stroking,
watching each others huge full nutsacks bounce between out thick hairy thighs when,
from out of nowhere,
i could see the door behind him
open wide, and,
all of a sudden, without enough time to warn him,
i saw a kid, maybe 7,
run in and scream "DADDY!"
and immediatly after, not even a second later,
i saw the image of a really pretty woman
carrying a paper shopping bag full of whats for diner,
my mouth dropped, i panicked,
but i didn't even have enough time to speak when
i saw him, bareassed,
jump up, and all i saw next
was the laptop shut,
slam down, actually,
i was freaked out for another five minutes until it all made sense, and for the next hour or so, i sat in my room, computer off, scared to tuen Skype on again, and then, started laughing my ass off.